penis park soju shot glass contest

here it is:

i went to the penis park near samchoek. it was a nice weekend and i saw many many phallus shaped artwork. (you can see some of the trip in the pictures below.)

there was a gift store. as per usual.

i decided to buy a couple of soju shot glasses complete with wee willies in them.

i figured i would keep one for myself. . . and send one to a friend.

-but which friend?

i’d like to have a little fun with this. . . and perhaps you can have some fun too.

do YOU want a soju shot glass with a willie inside?

write me a reason why you want it.

your reason can be funny, crass, scientific (though i’m not sure how), political, diabolical, sentimental (though i’m not sure why), or just damn entertaining.

don’t make it too long, i’m not paid to read my email.

i’ll give you a month.

so in early april, i will review the entries (gee, i hope i get some- otherwise this could end up disappointing and boring).

using some very precise sorting and elimination methods i will choose a winner. (haven’t figured it out yet, but it will probably involve alcohol and dramatic readings amongst my co-workers.)

i will then post the entries to my blog (so if you want to remain anonymous, let me know). . . and announce a winner.

that winner will shortly receive a delightful care package from south korea.

send your entries to my email (please don’t post them as a comment)

cheshiregrin@gmail.com