so, a week and a half ago, or so, my boss and i decided to make a morning trip out to albuquerque for some specialty shopping, and no, it wasn't for dildos or whips- that's next week, when we get geared up for the gag gifting. this specialty shopping was for very particular flashlight lamps and other geeky stuff. however, between the two of us we had a combined 5 hours of sleep, so the hour ride back and forth was tough for both of us.
it was near the end of the drive back into santa fe where we were next to an old truck with a trailer attached. it wasn't moving very fast, or even keeping up to the speed limit, and i noticed that there were two donkeys in the trailer. . . the following is paraphrased from the conversation that took place for the next five minutes. . .
me: so, i guess this isn't the scenario they had in mind when they came up with the phrase, 'hauling ass.'
dave: nope.
me: . . . .ass in tow. . . . . . . . . . .
dave: . . .hmph. .. .
me: perhaps he could have a bumper sticker in front that said, 'ass in rear,' or 'ass in back.'
silence. . . . dave trying terribly hard to stay awake while driving.
me: . . . . . *laughing hysterically to myself* . . . he has an ass load!. . . . ..
ok. . . i was TIRED. . . . and it was really funny, to me. :p
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